Adventures in Japan no. 3

Japanese children are crazy.

I teach a lot of children's classes. A few of them take place at large nursery schools where I'm left to the devices of 20 children under the age of 6. When the children in my classes get excited about something: a new game, guessing a right answer, etc. they might do one of the following.....

- Kung-foo chop me
- Smack my ass
- Hit the child next to them
- Show me their naughties (yes, sadly during a game of guessing colors a 5-year old Japanese boy whipped out his penis when I asked the group where the color brown was)

I am a walking foreign jungle gym.